Maine biwi ko kyun sunder banaya

Doston shukriya, meharbani..
Aapne piche si suni meri kahani
Par apni hi kahani padh kar, mere dil mein yeh khayal aaya
Kavita ka sheershak
“Maine biwi ko kyun sunder banaya”


Aap ko pichli kavita mein tha sunaya
Biwi ko humne kaise kaise sunder banaya
Yaka yak hamare dimag mein pata kya khayal aaya…
Yeh soch dost mein sehma…. ghabraya


Yadi who ban jaein aishwarya rai
Aur hum bachhan jaise bhi na dikhne payen
Tu namumkin se bhi thoda kathin kaam
Unki shadi Ram pal yadav jaise se karaen tu kaise karaen

Tu hum aaene ke pass pahunche, mein jaise hi muskuraya
Usne gandi nigah se dekha, gusse se mein muh pichkaya

Jaise suraj ki garmi se jalte hue man ko mil jaye taruar ki chaya
Unse 2 ache shabd sunne ko hamara dil aise, kuch aise hi tarasa-ya

Who Bola, beta main tumhe sunder, bahut sunder batata
Agar tu mere pass 20 saal pehle aata
Bache bhagwan ka sunder roop hote hain..
Kuch badh chicken makhani, kuch teri tarah tomato soup hote hain

Meine kaha main sudh masahari,
Kam se kam chicke soup tu bataoo…
Itna bhi bura nahi…
Tu apna standard Aishwarya rai se neeche tu laoo..

Unhone 4 line mein apna vish-leshan sunaya..
Airtel ki latest add dekhi aapne,… bas usi ko aona adhaar banaya

Bole mein janta hoon tumne biwi ko sunder banaya hai
Shayad tum jaise ko soch kar director
madhawan ke saath vidya balan ko laya hai

tum sunder tu bahut ho, bas rang thoda kala hai
chera.. kisi actor se badal dun,
tu bas ..tumhare roop ka hi bool bala hai

body ab mein kya bataoon….
Bhagwaan ne kya banaya hai
Qutumb minar ki beech ki manzil pe,
Tajmahal ka gumbaz sajaya hai…

Tu dost yehi soch ..soch soch
Mein in dino ghabrata hoon
Gtalk pe bhi gar dekha ho aapne
20 saal purani tasveer lagata hoon
20 saal purani tasveer lagata hoon