Aaj kal... Biwi Ko sunder bana rahe hain

Main jaanta hoon dost ..
ise padh kar ..Aap apne khayalon ke ghode daudaeenge
Aur ek baar who chal diye, tu daudte hi jayenge

Par thamiye… rukiye.. jo likha hai kuch bhi sach nahi..
Ek ajeeb din ka ek ajeeb khayal… ek khayal hai kahin..

Is like ek lateefe ki tarah, Suniye jo suna raha hoon
Kavita ka sheershak..
“Aaj kal biwi ko sunder bana raha hoon”

Ek din mein ek English magazine padh raha tha

Saath saath Hindi mein translate kar raha tha

Ek pangti kehti "shaadi karo kabhi...kaheen

Zindagi mein khushi hi tu Sab kuch naheen"

Khair maano na maano

Shaadi karni padti hai,yeh baat sach hi janoo

yehi sooch hum Bahut Saari kar rahe hein

Aaj kal dost..., shaadi ki tayyari kar rahe hein

Pichle dinnon bina soche bina samjhee,

bas khaaee jaa raha tha

"toond" kehte hain jisse, badhaee

bas badhaee jaa raha tha

Khair waqt guzra ,

ek din aapne aaine ko bulaya

Kutumb minnar hota tha jahan,

aaj wahin taaj mahal ke gumbaz ko paaya

Dost boola dont worry,

tere liye hum chaand se ladki mangwaeenge

Bas 100….Saal wait kar,

pehle wahan ek paida karwaenge

So ab ek baar fir,
taajmahal ko tarrashne ka hukum jaari kar raha hoon

Aap se tu kaha….. shaadi ki taayari kar raha hoon

Ek din baat chali .....

Yeh pyaar hai kya

Koi nahi jaanta

.... par sabko hai pata?

Ek bola..

Pyaar woh bimari hai,

jismein aadmi paagal ho jaata hai

Aankhen band karne pe bhi,

baati band nahi kar paata hai

Koi nazar aaye hi jaata hai

aaye hi jaata hai

Tabhi ek shadi shuda ki aawaaz. Aayi

Shadi ke baad its diff hai bhai

Subah subah uto, unke liye chay banaoo

Jaldi subah uthke, unhe office chod ke aaoo

Kabhi-2 unke gusse ko mananaa padta hai

Bas 3 time 3 time ka khana banana padta hai...

Tu doston, training in Sab ki baari-baari kar raha hoon

Aaj kal mein shaadi ki, shaadi ki tayaari kar raha hoon

Ek din 4 samajhdaaron ka toola

Pastry ki last bite bachi tu ek dost bola

Meine kahin suna tha

" kisii bhi common dish mein jo last bite khata hai

Ek sunder atii sunder husband/wife paata hai"
Us dost ki baat ko aaj bhi dil pe liye jaa raha hoon

Koi bhi dish ho....
mein last bite kha-kha kar, apni biwii ko sunder bana raha hoon

Ek din humne bazzar ka chakkar lagaya

Ek dukaan mein humein ek sunder nosepin nazar aaya

Bachpan ki khwaish, unke liye ek nosepin le jaoon

kuch is tarah unko mein sunder banaoo..

tu.. woh nose pin pehanti hoon, yeh dua khoob saari kar raha hoon

mein shadi ki,shadi ki ..... tayarri kar raha hoon..

Sach kahun.... Toond ke madde-nazar,
teeno time last bite bas last bite hi khaa raha hoon

Shaadi ke liye sabse zaroori,

biwii ko sunder bana raha hoon

Shaadi ki tayyari kiye jaa raha hoon