Reverse Engineering kar ke dikhaooo....says the girlfriend

Every gal has its own perils... and mine one has two.....

Bye the way...For those lucky fellas who are reading this post without reading the one just below its feet, i hereby congratulate you.... congratulate you for more than one reasons
a) You didn’t had to bear the painstaking process of cerebral smiling while reading the long post below(cerebral smiling is an acute disease which can be cured only after watching Munna Bhai MBBS from end to start...)
b) Trying to judge what this blog is all about without reading the answer is as good as trying out parasailing in the bath tub of the room next door..(Buckets for those who couldn’t find a bath tub) and believe me or not.. I have tried that out... it works...especially if you have joint pains and need a couple of days off.
c) Sometimes its exciting to read the book back to forth....specially if you don’t wanna make any sense ....

okie....Let me bring back the focus of the camera to this post.....
I was telling you about perils of my gal.
a) to begin with from the very begining she knows she’s intelligent....
b)fortunately/unfortunately she indeed is intelligent...

BTW all those heart beating souls getting anxious to know more about her can check her detailed profile at My would be tajmahal.

As the whole world knows...i started a new blog. I passed on the blog address to all my friend list. And with a stroke of ingenuity I also put it on my Gtalk Status line.
The skies rained .. with comments and page visit... and just like one of my friends who is a mortal blogger ( mortal blogger is someone who feels happy with page hits on his/her blog) I was smiling my heart out.. Infact you could have clicked numerous kodak moments while i was sleeping...

Then guess what happened... she ..(you know who) turned up... said u r smart dude.... i told her its all because of u... she said 'I know that'.
But ab mujhe zara reverse engineering kar ke dikhaoo.......
I still had a curve on my lips but ull have to stand on your arms .. upside down to call that a smile....

for about 20 years and 5 seconds i tried to contemplate what all her statement could mean ..(It looked like that long)....
i told her I was just kidding... she replied, "I am not..."
I said," Its just a post dear a small petty thing"

That moment and for times to come I tried my best to cajole her with some sweet innocent words, but some intelligent fellow has rightly said
"There are some things honey cant buy....."
So i raised my hands up up in the air .... and said at the loudest of my voice (as loud as you can get in front of a gf...), i said "I surrender..".
she said coool.... yeah indeed it sounded like a cool with an extra O..
so finaly history repeated itself... and treaty of Versailles signed once again in the backyard of my house......(For my dear friends who’s history teachers were weak in history.. treaty of Versailles was signed after the world war I and speculators say it was one of the reasons of WWII.)

So I was given a months time to learn to prepare an omelet from an egg..(my gf says be worldly wise...)Probably that’s what you have to pay for trying to be over smart....

More about my experiments with truth in kitchen in the posts to follow... till then join your hands and pray for me....and of course for m gf...

Thats what this blog is all about

On being asked "Can you prepare an Omelette from an Egg?", I like a typical inocent ignorant Indian said back
"I can write a software code for it, just get me a robot who can follow the code and execute it"
What a puffed chest brightning eyes answer I thought to myself. But fortunately unfortunate these work in a limited number of cases like Govt of India presenting its points To SC. One thing for sure, they dont work in the highest decree courts of spouses/Girlfriends.

So that was a unhappy ending to a happy story and all I could see is unhappy frown hanging in thin air.

Now here comes the "Kahan main twist". During my journey from being mortal to the one immortal ( I mean the MBA program I just attended), i thought about it.. And Thats where the idea came up..why not think about making an egg from the omelette. This would help me in two ways
1. It would be a thought one step ahead. so called thinking ahead of times
2. In case I can figure put how to make egg from an omelette, based on the principles of "Reverse engineering" I can do the exact opposite too.
3. Getting an omelette from egg is something anyone can do.. why not be someone different

BTW I know I mentioned two ways... so you can as well neglect the third point..its redundant and ... u know what.

So thats how the blog was given a birth to. Lets come to the point thats most important. How to get an egg from an omellete? well have worked for a while and actually could think of many many solutions. Let me share the top three.

First One of the simplest way is to make the hen in your house eat that egg, and wait for the next round of eggs. One of the for sure would have a part of the omelette and I can bet on that

Second A more simpler way to do it might be just outsource. I know me myself and you are not the best person to do it, so why not find someone who can. In this case the most appropriate outsourcing vendor seems to be GOD himself. so just take your way to himalyas...do chant his name for a couple of decades.. I can again bet you will get atleast one wish fulfilled.

Third Third and probably the most difficult way. Go to your girlfriend.. tell her shes not that good looking as you thought earlier. Once kicked out of house take your way to the market... look around.. set up a stall...sell that omelette and get some good new eggs. Thats most tough cause u need to be an MBA to think that

Now thats what they call "Out of the box thoughts" and I call them .."out of the garbage box thoughts......" and believe me ... thats what this blog is all about....:-)