I was wondering the other day called today that what wud have been the case had I not been I... had I been you,him or her.... and what if I was asked to choose the person I am as the better half... then what .... in short had i been Mr Ramalingam Ayer or Kumari Tun tun tun, and had been asked to come to swayambar of person I am?
So imagining myself in shoes of someone evaluating me as a marriage prospect is the thought with which i struggled today....
So lets imagine if some one came to evaluate us .. what wud have been his/her reaction... In my case say the main lead is a lady... oops i shud be calling her a girl.... so main lead being a girl called Kumari Tun Tun Tun.
First things first, I think the first question Tun Tun Tun wud have asked ..."Okie, i understand that I am here to choose a better half ... but that doesnt mean that you take it literally.... means wheres the other half..."
me (perplexed)...."What do you mean...?"
Tun Tun Tun.." I mean Rab ne itna hi banaya or you forgot some part of you back home.."
Literally with the great physique I have .. one ought to be confused that how come the project "me" was stopped half way.... The best words to decribe my physique wud be imagine ... some great wrestler ..... say dara singh.. or lets take Khali.... hes more in fashion these dayz.... so imagine them standing... and then imagine removing a third portion from back and front and a third portion from both the sides .... the pillar like thing which wud be left wud pretty much resemble me....
But gud physique is not the only gud thing about me .... I have a special feature.... called short term name rememberance syndrome....
In simplistic terms I am very good at remembering the names for a short period of time say 15 mins ... or may be 15 secs .... Each morning I get up and check my "Gajini" chest and thank God that I dont have a tatoo of my own name and i rememver it without that...
But ya I do expect a symbolic expression of thanks from all those people around whose name I remember.... though believe me ... they are rare...
So taking a stock of this man with great phisique and memory... what else....
Hmm... I think m very agile ... infact very very agile in my display of laziness.... so much so that had I been a tennis player.... i wud surely have had asked the ball to wait on the net before it fell towards me ...
Now just as the last piece of ice on this hot choclate cake.....Let me just describe how my mirror looks at me each morning.....
Imagine you turn someone so angry.... so so angry that his/her years turn red... then u tease him showing him something he/she is looking for not giving it and frustrating hell out of him/her... then u stand in front of him/her clueless .... like u do when ur boss is reviewing your work..... amalgamation of all these feelings is exactly the I see on my mirror just that mirror's looks look a bit more constipated...
But u know what.. let me tell you ..in words of my friend Amitab Bachan ..."Ladka tu sona hai.." bas shakal aur akal main God ji gave up half way... he also understood the futility of the effort ...
Pardon me friends but I cannot mention of anything gud.... cause a) I cant think of much of it and b) I want to pretend being humble...
yet all said and done ... i think i wud have been thankful to God if someone like Kumari Tun tun tun wud have thought like that for me.... for reasons obvious .... but I think I wud have had some things gud .. now that someone just opposite and much much better than Kumari Tun tun tun (Infact I feel derogatory comparing them....) has affirmatively evaluated me....
May God bless all the mortal souls....
