On being asked "Can you prepare an Omelette from an Egg?", I like a typical inocent ignorant Indian said back
"I can write a software code for it, just get me a robot who can follow the code and execute it"
What a puffed chest brightning eyes answer I thought to myself. But fortunately unfortunate these work in a limited number of cases like Govt of India presenting its points To SC. One thing for sure, they dont work in the highest decree courts of spouses/Girlfriends.
So that was a unhappy ending to a happy story and all I could see is unhappy frown hanging in thin air.
Now here comes the "Kahan main twist". During my journey from being mortal to the one immortal ( I mean the MBA program I just attended), i thought about it.. And Thats where the idea came up..why not think about making an egg from the omelette. This would help me in two ways
1. It would be a thought one step ahead. so called thinking ahead of times
2. In case I can figure put how to make egg from an omelette, based on the principles of "Reverse engineering" I can do the exact opposite too.
3. Getting an omelette from egg is something anyone can do.. why not be someone different
BTW I know I mentioned two ways... so you can as well neglect the third point..its redundant and ... u know what.
So thats how the blog was given a birth to. Lets come to the point thats most important. How to get an egg from an omellete? well have worked for a while and actually could think of many many solutions. Let me share the top three.
First One of the simplest way is to make the hen in your house eat that egg, and wait for the next round of eggs. One of the for sure would have a part of the omelette and I can bet on that
Second A more simpler way to do it might be just outsource. I know me myself and you are not the best person to do it, so why not find someone who can. In this case the most appropriate outsourcing vendor seems to be GOD himself. so just take your way to himalyas...do chant his name for a couple of decades.. I can again bet you will get atleast one wish fulfilled.
Third Third and probably the most difficult way. Go to your girlfriend.. tell her shes not that good looking as you thought earlier. Once kicked out of house take your way to the market... look around.. set up a stall...sell that omelette and get some good new eggs. Thats most tough cause u need to be an MBA to think that
Now thats what they call "Out of the box thoughts" and I call them .."out of the garbage box thoughts......" and believe me ... thats what this blog is all about....:-)
10 comments:
Juggy! As usual you excel in confusing me even further! But then true benius is not understood by mere mortals! Allow me to add another parameter. Why doesn't anybody think of the poor Chicken? Or is it in her destiny to be adorned over somebody's dinner table and later picked off from somebody's cavities?
jaggi, is this what your new job has done to you??
Jaggi i thought Dilli gals around you will occupy your mind and will keep you away from these weird ideas but i think u are really an omlette and one of your ways can only make you an egg :) ...
Don't exactly know what to comment.. but never thought so much thought could be given to a mouth-watering omelette... i would rather just eat it!!! :-)
Juggy Maharaj! Ande ke katir hum-tum ko bhul gaye? Or is this transformation on account of working with Nagster?
Continue ur posts abt Hum-Tum also, was a regular reader while at ISB.
Krishna
:) I can't stop laughing reading it! You are an awesome writer...
hi little brother.. i never knew u cld write so beautifully.it was really g8 to go thru ideas n they way u have xpressed them.i think u shld plan to write a book or something. keep going.n whenever u r upset or need to share something u can defi call me. i'll be happy to hear u.
ur sis-kanchan
gr8 writings. being an experienced person, i can imagine wat MBA can do to an average person. n my idea of gettin an egg from an omlette is make a video while perparing the omlette n watch it while rewinding it. u ll get the egg!!!
richa... that was out of the box thinking [:)]
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