Every gal has its own perils... and mine one has two.....
Bye the way...For those lucky fellas who are reading this post without reading the one just below its feet, i hereby congratulate you.... congratulate you for more than one reasons
a) You didn’t had to bear the painstaking process of cerebral smiling while reading the long post below(cerebral smiling is an acute disease which can be cured only after watching Munna Bhai MBBS from end to start...)
b) Trying to judge what this blog is all about without reading the answer is as good as trying out parasailing in the bath tub of the room next door..(Buckets for those who couldn’t find a bath tub) and believe me or not.. I have tried that out... it works...especially if you have joint pains and need a couple of days off.
c) Sometimes its exciting to read the book back to forth....specially if you don’t wanna make any sense ....
okie....Let me bring back the focus of the camera to this post.....
I was telling you about perils of my gal.
a) to begin with from the very begining she knows she’s intelligent....
b)fortunately/unfortunately she indeed is intelligent...
BTW all those heart beating souls getting anxious to know more about her can check her detailed profile at My would be tajmahal.
As the whole world knows...i started a new blog. I passed on the blog address to all my friend list. And with a stroke of ingenuity I also put it on my Gtalk Status line.
The skies rained .. with comments and page visit... and just like one of my friends who is a mortal blogger ( mortal blogger is someone who feels happy with page hits on his/her blog) I was smiling my heart out.. Infact you could have clicked numerous kodak moments while i was sleeping...
Then guess what happened... she ..(you know who) turned up... said u r smart dude.... i told her its all because of u... she said 'I know that'.
But ab mujhe zara reverse engineering kar ke dikhaoo.......
I still had a curve on my lips but ull have to stand on your arms .. upside down to call that a smile....
for about 20 years and 5 seconds i tried to contemplate what all her statement could mean ..(It looked like that long)....
i told her I was just kidding... she replied, "I am not..."
I said," Its just a post dear a small petty thing"
That moment and for times to come I tried my best to cajole her with some sweet innocent words, but some intelligent fellow has rightly said
"There are some things honey cant buy....."
So i raised my hands up up in the air .... and said at the loudest of my voice (as loud as you can get in front of a gf...), i said "I surrender..".
she said coool.... yeah indeed it sounded like a cool with an extra O..
so finaly history repeated itself... and treaty of Versailles signed once again in the backyard of my house......(For my dear friends who’s history teachers were weak in history.. treaty of Versailles was signed after the world war I and speculators say it was one of the reasons of WWII.)
So I was given a months time to learn to prepare an omelet from an egg..(my gf says be worldly wise...)Probably that’s what you have to pay for trying to be over smart....
More about my experiments with truth in kitchen in the posts to follow... till then join your hands and pray for me....and of course for m gf...
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